drhastings ([info]drhastings) wrote,
@ 2007-12-31 11:47:00
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A riddle!
If Chris Hastings is traveling in a train to New York from Baltimore at 85 mph, WHY does he know that a woman sitting in the same car as him is traveling to New York to get work done on her colon?

A: Because she has no concept of inappropriate conversation. And she can't control the volume of her voice.

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[info]madscott
2007-12-31 06:50 pm UTC (link)
Did you at least get the name of her doctor? You know, in case I ever need some work done.

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[info]hey_friend
2007-12-31 07:32 pm UTC (link)
What is it about trains? Did we tell you the story of The Verbally Abusive Husband On The Cell Phone? That was awkward.

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(Anonymous)
2007-12-31 09:57 pm UTC (link)
You did not! I ran into that one time on the street, but I'm assuming with a "boyfriend".

"I USED YOU BITCH I USED YOU. BITCH. YOU MY HOOOOOO. BITCH. YOU MY HOO BITCH."

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[info]hey_friend
2008-01-01 05:06 am UTC (link)
I think you told me about that! Remind me to tell you that story the next time I see you, too long to type - loses it's flavor.

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[info]tragiverse
2008-01-01 05:44 am UTC (link)
overhearing people talking on the phone about how they can kill or have people killed is a little unnerving. especially in a burger king.

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